Category Archives: celebrities

New Beatles Album!

Posted on April 21, 2010 by

Wow! John Lennon and George Harrison have teamed up in Heaven to record and release a new album, George And John Do One. The tracklisting is as follows. 1: Shobba Dobba 2: I Heard You Cackle 3: Stuck In A … Continue reading →

Posted in celebrities, news | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Jesus in a Marmite lid? Fuck off!

Posted on March 11, 2010 by

As seen in the papers this week, the face of Jesus has supposedly appeared in a Marmite lid in Wales… I’ve had a word with JC and he says it’s got fuck all to do with him. Furthermore, he pointed … Continue reading →

Posted in celebrities, news | Tagged , , , , | 6 Comments

Anna Nicole Smith – trouble in paradise

Posted on February 8, 2010 by

It’s been three years to the day since Anna Nicole Smith pitched up here in Heaven. She’s been celebrating the anniversary by riding a cow around and spitting painkillers into people’s faces. About an hour ago she gave a slurred … Continue reading →

Posted in celebrities | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment