The Big Man fired this one down to you mortals a few days ago when he’d had a few. Explains why it’s so slapdash. But it gets the job done and there were almost 800 zealots queuing up to have a butchers at it earlier this afternoon.
Hopefully the bloke who found it can make a few quid selling postcards or souvenir tea towels with it on. Everyone wins – that’s Heaven for you!
More turning up to look at that than at your memorial fountain.
Broken Britain.
ARE YOU able to pull off this trick?
If so, do you have to work your way up a hierarchy of substances? Or is it only foodstuffs?
e.g. you might appear in yogurt, but very little chance you’ll be spotted and so on?
Can I eat you?